Random Rantings of the Previously Deceased

Once mroe i have made the desicion to return, and once more i have made the desicion to restrain my self in my blogging, taking the deep and meaningfull truths of my soal and trapping them in the eternal binding sof ink and paper. (lol, sorry becoming a bit "sober" minded tonight, what i realy mean is that iv just been watching A knights tale on my comp, and using my icl blue workbook to wright my more "unrestreind" blog. Oh yeh and a little news - i found out that my "unseen" blog was attuchly discoverd, sigh. Thankfully though i dont think the reader quite realised whome such wrightings wher about, so all is gooooood :D )

Well, i sence that a numnber of you may be expressing an intrest in what it is that i have now condemed to righting, and chosen not to publish. well tough - its geting late, iv been working flat out most of the past few weeks so i need to get me sen a rest, i aint typing up everything i wright down, because i feel that although i need to reliase such feelings, this is not the place nore the time to do so - for what good could such posably do?

Anyway, i feel that i should at least leave something of tonight - as i canot keep leaving nothing but curiosty in the air. So from my part i will leave you with the siple comclusion that i have finaly reached - The conclusion that their is no conclusion, as what never began can never be concluded - jsut the same as what is burried is never forgon, nor truley burried, for that is how it always been and no mater how much logic nor conviction one can throughs at such the orignal emotions canot be hidden for too long.

Any ways, now iv proberly jsut confused the feck out of ya all ill put something much more light hearted in - as some very kind freind provided you all with tonights entertaiment, something which my mind dosent seem to want to produce - so withoguh further ado ill go c/p it in......

And I know this has nothing to do with what im writing about but my good friend Tom thinks and I quote "PORNO ROCKS". He said this because many men find hours of plesure during the long lonely nights when they dont have a loved one eg girlfriend not mother etc cos thats sick. But the gay porn and is wrong because its got two guys placing things where they shouldnt makes me sick. BUT lesbian porn is good

Well, what elce can i add to that - tom obivously knows what he's tlking bout - prhaps you should start a buisness tom ? u alredy a gd photographer ;) lmao

anyways, me thinks me going to go to bed, iv cleared my mind once more - athough i know it wont last ("it jsut wont quit" - meatloaf) it will at least give me a few more days of sanity - yay :D ahh well, now its time for you fools to sho and leave me be, go on sho ya pessents......

Right old chap then, on with the show once more. and how be all you readers, i hope you are all truly prepared (yes, that probberly does include the use of straight jacket and padded room - they are offten adviasable when i begain to rant, although i tend not to go off at such a tangent nowadays, cos my mind is slightly mroe stable than previously (yes, you may laff thier but after last night i can continue to focus once more). spech ater the coffe (well, prooberly more likly the cider but ya know what i mean) for another one of my masterpice's ?

well then, wher shall i begin? their are the issues that i coverd in last nights "unseen" blog but i wont be going into them. So ill gues ill start at a random unfixed point in time. How about last tuesday? ok then, well waht was i doing last tuesday, well let me tell you what i was doing last tuesday¬ you see it began like this.... nah, crnt be arsed. involves too much creative narative - and im too ingrosed in removing last ngihts blog witch for god knows what reason i did atuchly publish. im now stuck trying to remoe it amd all its traces fromt he face of the earth, while leaing it depily burried in the deaps of cyber space. oh well - ill gues ill begger of for tonight, iv become engrosed once more in reading - and my books geting good so good ridence you pesent like people!

Right, let me set a small seen for you all. Picture this * wibly wobly wooo * (yeh, that's erm the sort of bit where ya know you look up to the right (or the left if ya prefer. whatever tickles ya fancy to be honest, am nt fussed) and you go into this weird trace and imagine what am about to picture for ya. gt that? right well i suppose ill go on then, don't want to leave ya stuck in the imagination pose, ya might strain ya neck, n i couldn't be doing that to my readers now could i? yeh, anyway on with the show, well - atuchly ill skip the hole picture this bit, it was only for narrative purposes and well... oh ok its just crnt be rsed any more so ill start making more seance - i suppose.

Well, as you wil have properly realised by now i have turned once more to my blog site to express myself a bit more. And for once not just in my usual crazy demented self, for although i am incredibility high off coffee at the moment (yeah, iv finely fallen back into drinking that goddess of all drinks!) i feel slightly low for once, and im begging to realise that its no surprise relay - as even with the amount i suppress virtually all of my emotions of other than happiness or enjoyment, that they will catch up with me at some point. so why turn hear, well because as i have found previously putting your feelings into writing (even if i don't upload this, or wake up in the morning and dealt it from my site) provides such a wonderful relief for them, and allows me to leave them behind once more without a care in the world, and with any look to help me sort out my fucked up sleeping patterns that are driving me as crazy as i currently am!

Good morrow my fellow ducklings, i do believe t' has been a long time since we partook in some oh them lovely late night rantings.....

Right, well then once more i have come to your aid, to rush you off your feet in a blase of creative genius, of outstanding literature, of profound publishing's, of..... OK, OK ill admit it, iv just been drinking a lot, and singing along to dragon force (huh, who said my singing sounds like killing a cat, well ill show you what killing a cat sounds like, and trust me you ll come crawling when i play you the recording [ hear Kitty kitty, hear Kitty kitty, Mommy's got food. ha ha, got ya now, you silly obise moggy! ] ) so feel in the mood for a blog, i just couldn't resist the idea of seeing if i could beet the kettle in a drinking competition... and guess what i won :D he he, silly kettle, it really should know when to quit. Well, that and the erm, literate oh blue charge n everything elce i had today.... wooop :D

Right, well as iv not bloged again for such a while ill try let you all catch up on things.... i say try though, cos the state my mindes in at the moment it could just randomly jump of track n ramble on at ya about the fish market for no apparent reason other than the fact i think everyone reading this right now, including me and your deranged cat sat next to you right now, coughing hairballs up over ur keyboard - which for some unbeknown reason looks much more like its humping the desk.... see, you know witch cat I'm on about now, their ya go... who's a good boy, yes you are, yes u are.

Right, well. i think we shall continue, onwards and upwards i say. Time to go owt and shoot the purple duck. He he, silly duck. well, as some oh you know i been doing bog all recently, other than shitty exams and getting kicked out oh school, temporary. But who gives a hoot about that, other than your pet owl, thats out right now killing Innocent little furry mice. yes, that's right, YOUR PET OWL IS A MURDORER!!!!! How can you live with your self, you disgust me.

He He He, arnt we having fun children? WHAT ? YOUR NOT ? right then, them chickens that i threaded in my previous bulletins, them same ones that i never used even though only a few people keep me sane during the show (well, relatively sane, compared to the sanity of a brain dead fish, with a limp fin and a wonky eye! yeah you know the one, you flushed him down the toilet when you where five - murderer!) yeh, them ones. well am gonna fill ya room with them, and their all gona cluck at you, and lay eggs all over ya floor. Ya, how do you like that! bring it on chicken man! He he, chickens are suck cool wepons of mass destruction, I mean come on, who would seriously expect a coote icly chicken to be a killer. He he, i mean u could just strap a icl minny bomb to it and it would woddle n cluck after you, then the next minuit you stroke it, and boom! he he, chicken go bang :D woop. He he, killer chikens :D

ooh budda! think iv gone, erm slightly off track their... ONly slightly :D he he, told you to watch out for my minde, cos you see its very, very unpradictable. One miinut its thinking this and the next its been rappedily propelled though their air, waving around to some lound music :D and i now have the hair / dead cat sat ontop of my head to do thjat in a good enough fassion (ahh, thats wher i put the cat affter i made the recording!). He he. well, now my hair has fully taken over my mental capacity, of erm, zero i shall contine, for it shall not interupt me for too long. for i have a plan, a verry cunning and injenious plan. And yes, it involves exactky what your thinking of (no, not the dead cat you fools, i have other plans for that, but ill get into them another time) No, this plan involvs a 6ft door trol (also known as bob the unfreindly gardon gnome), a small chicken and a wet trout. now, i could tell you the compleate plan.. but im not going to do that, cos comeon.. you never see chriss tarrent givving the who "door garding troll" plan away on who wants to be a millionare do you? right, well ill let you lot work out the plan, then you can come and tell me what it is... yust to give you lazy bums somat to think about while your flushing that small, poor inocent little vole down the toilte that you murdorous pet owl just braught back as a "present". ! Discusing sadastic people - yes that includes you you deranged lunatic! (no im not addresing my self their than you verry much.... small mong child!!!!!!

anyway, i think i may be returning to my ice cream milkshake [its a big tub oh ice cream that melted and got a bit wet :( ] as imobivously failling on describing how my life has gone over the past few months iv not been blogging, this is possably because i crnt help trying to head bang and scream purple duck and orange goose at evryone, just for the hell of it. Ohh, and just for the hell of it

PURPLE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and 5829, just thaught id chuck the number in thier for the hell of it, something for mark to try and work out as a conspirosy theiroy :D

Ah ha, so their ya’all r. Uv been hiding from me haven’t you? Yes you have, don’t deny it you cheeky little sheep lovers (yep, the sort that are sexually attracted to sheep, nt the green piece hairy fairy type that hug them coos their “cute furry animals” – well guess wat, their not – their evil, evil I tell ya!!!) well u all need to learn how t hide better, coz ur shit – n quite frankly im sure a 15ft giant bunny rabbit could hide better, even one that had a problem and keep gong round humping tall buildings wouldn’t be as noticeable as you miserable oykes!

Right, onwards to some blogin that makes sense. Well, I suppose what im saying already does makes sense, its just…erm, rather “original”. Lol – or at least that’s what ill call it, you yourself may chose to call It something else – probably with much more creative words.

Well, on wi the show, today’s been a fairly normal Tuesday, nt much happened – I mean I didn’t walk round the corner and get devoured by a pack of rabid wolves infected with Ebola (And yes I am addicted to the Ebola virus, for reasons I do not wish to disclose [basically I can’t think oh a gd enough excuse as to why it rocks, it just does –OK?] and if u still don’t know what the Ebola virus is then u want to go acquire a dictionary…Weight, what the hell do u think your doing! Get ur ass back hear. How disrespectfull are you being trying to walk off – I mean, how would you feal if I just gave up right now and stopped tying, that would just be blatantly rude. In fact I think I may.. Ye, im going to stop typing and just leave this!

Oh dear or dear, this just wont doo - loud music, coffee n headbanging - yet the hair doesn't move around like a dead cat!!!! nooo, its not as good now, dam you stupid hair spray thingy ma-jig - bah, I'm gonna put flames near you now - ha ha - now who's laughing,Mr flammable hair spray - not you :P

Right, well before i lose it completely in a Battle with flammable inanimate objects ill move on - to less , well retarded stuff. Right then, normal talking, less ranting - especially about how much sheep rule, coz come on - they soo do, but less than me! :P No sheep could ever rule more than me, unless it could stand on two legs, command an army of cows and take my "throne" unlawfully. But come on, how meant sheep are their round that can so that, Therefor my reasoning for why i rule more than sheep do is sound - try pick holes in that (any one that does will have bee deported to some remote jungle, in an area known to be inhabited by half naked men, with large pointy spear that will glare at you from between the trees, then slowly been cooked alive, and sliced into wafer thin "human" for my din dins Toma - yum yum:P)

Right, well for once I'm not going to bother saying what i been doing - I'm gonna ask what you oyks av been doing - so what was it? I want comments, telling me what u gt up too this weekend - n then i might tell ya what i been doing. Coz it cant just be me doing all the work all the time, coz i be a lazy bum. Right, well ill look forward to y'all telling me - n then ill get back to ya latter. Perhaps if ya quick tonight. N if u don't post? Well, you really don't want to know what will happen then - coz trust me it wont be Gd.. aah go on then ill tell ya, i just can't resist - but come on, how many crazy ppl can? -well obviously nt me, cos I'm telling ya - oh no weight im not - ner ner na ner ner, gt ya all excited thinking i was gonna say summat.. well no im not, gonna keep ya on the edges oh ya sets - then when ya least expect it scream boo in ya ear :D he he, ur going down (well, unless ur already sat on the floor - but then hopefully the screen will be higher, n ull get neck acke, so Iver way am gonna get ya :P

Anyway, now the parentage are back am gonna give up n do summat Else, makes things too shitty when their around :( But what the heck, at least i might get a Chance to do some work the rest oh today... Lmao - probably a better chance of me mutating into a snail- eating all the plants in ya garden then preceding to graffiti ya path with snail shite, n slime. Or if all Else fails, just skipping out the mutation part, n giving ya all the Ebola virus, tinted wi a wee bit of the plaque.

Cyas all latter - n remember to comment, as u have been warned - I will set the Wabid Wabits of Woobarb on ya - they may be cute - but theill bit ya gd

Ok - before you start to read i warn you this is not an ordinary blog. So you don't have to worry too much about turning insane over the next 5 Minuit's.

Well because of my current predicament making me not myself i am not writhing a normal blog tonight - instead i think i will explain to the newer readers why i blog, and what they are all about

I generally blog late at night, before i go to bed in a period where i am very hyper. Doing this not only gives me somewhere to out the mentlneess, but often gives m a place to vent my true feelings. I treat this as a kind of personal diary at times, although its obviously not. This is why i right them in that sort o state - as things that would normally never leave the document i right these on get out their in the open. Very reliving at times. These blogs therefor are very usually my true thoughts and feelings - and the later it is and the more hyper i am the deeper These truths get- however as i am no where near that state tonight i am mealy explain them tonight instead - as i would not be Abel to produce the generally much deeper blog that i usually do...

goodnight all - n i really do hope ill be in tomorrow - or at least in for break and by dinner :)

yeh they do - O.K!

cross me n ill slap ya with the trout - you have been warned. Now go do my bidding my slaves :P

Hmm, hmm hmm - someones being a lazy bugger recently haven't they. Well its time to stop putting up with it n make my brain work - i may bee a student but that is no reason for me not to stay up into the wee hours of the morning ranting about my life - because quite frankly its bloody crazy - and come on which of you sad bastards doesn't want to listen to me poor out the most craziest thoughts i have. Oh - you mean you don't, well u don't count - cos ur farther is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberry's! That's right - u herd me - go find someone Else's insane blog to read coz ur not welcome hear any more!

Right, now iv weeded out them little bugger i shall continue - are you settled? good because if not my mum will jump out of the screen right...now! and brake ur leg. As i was going to say before i as so rudely interrupted by them little wasacs that just walked out, i have not posted for over 4 months now - an awfully long time (longer than its going to take you to read this blog, thankfully - otherwise i recon you'd lose interest after about the first month and a half, cos I'm just that gd :P). What have i been doing in that time, and why i have i not bloged since before Christmas ? well im about to answer that for ya, in a very long winded way that probably goes into More detail about how funny it would be if i caught Ebola and had the pleasure of being Abel to infect through bastards that have by now not bothered to continue reading. O.K. so i would have to vomit my stomach out at them, and id probably end up dead but what the hell - it would be Worth it. Bugger - where the hell am i. Oh yeah, i was just about to tell ya why i haven't been posting before my thoughts rudely cut me off. (bad thoughts, down! stay!)

Right well i stopped posting because of being brutally maimed - not by a lion but by a much worse beast - my mom! I then went into surgery that night to have fancy mettle work put in my leg, and since then have not yet been Abel to walk fully normally, something which i hope to so soon :) However i cannot leave this their - as their are other reason why i have not been posting. Yes you guest it (if you didn't, go the the fishmongers [or tescos fish counter], buy yourself a relay big wet fish n slap yourself in the face with it) The main reason i have not posted is because im a lazy bugger. But then again, i am a a student. So - u all forgive me now - big hug to make up ? Thank god you said no (unless you a certain person then you can have one back) Good - now i can move on to other matters - what the hell have i been doing (atchuly that's probably more of a question rather than a statement. coz quite frankly I'm not sure)

Well iv spent a lot of that time being immobilised, and have not been Abel to get out much (say awwww n ill go buy the bloody fish me sen to slap ya with), so have been simply chilling out, downloading loads films n stuffl. Why couldn't i just blog during this time - well because the night time monster that feeds of coffee and crazy music has been hibernating. Now though - he's back, and bad as ever. I know have the resistance to stay up late once more to feed the bugger (yeah, hes hungry at the moment - that's why i managed to boil the kettle dry trying to feed him. Lol, smelt the house out well bad did that. Now got an electric kettle though, so i crnt try burn the house down - and the thing boils faster - more coffee double quick *drool*

Right, well i think that's gt ya updated on most things - but i want to tlk about More, because the music is just soooo gd at this time of night. Ooo - i know what i haven't told ya about - n no its not about how i now have a strange desire to eat all the grass i want (don't blame me - its these wired system of a down songs!). Cos its erm, 2am n im crazy. lmlo That's right, you can expect the return of the mad blogger once more, Returning triumphant over the Sane person that you know by day...muhahahahaha

Nighty night all, and don't go complaining to me about anything iv posted cos it wasn't me - it was him over their - yep, that's the one, its his fault not mine !

Hmm, haven’t writhen a blog in a while, so this is for all you sad, sad people out their, yes im talking to you (no not you, him their… yes that one), so put your mystical, magical life giving, elixir drink down (or to you more normal peeps, well ok.. to you less insane (or in some cases down right raving bonkers) peeps coffee *drools* - ahh dang, I gta stop tat.. flooding the keyboard again), bookmark this page, then go bang you head against the wall for 5 minutes.
Their, now you can read this with a similar brain power as me

 Arh… why am I typing… stop hands stop! I commode you to stop! I don’t want to type, I want to go back to sleep, lie back on my desk and stare and my stuffed giraffe (hi jerry)………………………………………...............................................

Oooh…. Dragonforce…. Moosic to type like the angel Gabriel to, hell yeh, am gods messenger, fear me  !!
Ok, well today’s been a well wired day, we started rehearsals for the live crucifix (or birth, which ever one it is ), the same play we volunteered for( ie, been stalked by the school Chaplin to do for the past 2 weeks) it was kk, I gt given the role of the angel Gabriel (why the hell would you trust me to deliver the chilled ?) and much to all our delight joe become Joseph, with bardon as marry. Hahaha  :P they make such a lovely couple…. Well this all lead us off to the chapel to rehearse, and find our self some nice robes… making me look that much ore like an angel…lol

Well, this all went well… apart from my mic-taking of joe n bardon left the angel Gabriel kneeling down I front of the lovely couple clutching his balls a few times while making painful groaning noises… and by god did it hurt!

It was better when I was persuaded to go 4 a walk in costume though… stood outside oh RE class room looking like an angel / Jesus which gt all kids staring, then teacher following u as we legged it bck into chapel, lmao, they where propa thinking Jesus had disappeared round corner or somat.. Right classic.
Was a mad day realy, and good part from fact I was on floor a lot oh time after getting waked in the balls, never been caught off guard so much… also broke my memory stick  :( though I gta 2GB one now so am happy.

 Any way, I crnt be bothered filling in all missing weeks I avent posted, as that would take way too much time. So good bye

Ok, so I lying hear, sprawled out on the floor, leaning against a atlas, globe type thing…. and its bloody comfy ignoring the fact that iv gt what feels like south Africa lodged up my spine. Lol, I know this sounds to be a crazy thing to be doing, but as my computers on the floor, and this happens to be the comfiest thing around, excluding getting my pillows of me bed, that’s just too dam intelligent and involved too much effort.. and if I could be bothered, what sort of student would I be? Not much of a good one id say!

He he, im well happy sat hear though, cos I just screwed the system, and am bloody chuffed :)

Ok, well it goes like this, ur supposed to do 4 AS levels, well I just spend the last month avoiding this and I beet it, I beet academia! No 4 subjects 4 me :), so stick that academia! Lol, and what a shame, I told Ms Clark that I wouldn’t boost about it, well I aren’t, im just screaming with joy from the roof tops… hell yeh, stick that in your pipe and smoke it, try kick me owt, I don’t give a bloody shit.

Oh yeh, and I think the other reason im pretty high (high enough to be sat here giggling like a little school girl, well nearly. More of a little pixy/ butch German lesbian 6ft tall school girl to be honest, but the way societies going nowadays, I can’t really see the difference, can you? Thought not) Anyway, back the reason, and away from the new forming sect in today’s society…

Well im pretty high rarely coos the 3 litters of coffee I drank to keep awake last night is still their, and I found out that baileys is quite a nice to have gargling competitions with, pretty fun apart from when u start coffin n it goes down the wrong hole, almost worse then snorting cider… almost.

Right, I really must be nice and high, as im currently playing hangman of the person I fancy with Mark .p, something quite amusing, epically as he has no idea of the person im on about… and all iv told him Is the fact that iv mentioned her before, and that he’s probably seen some pictures of her… wonder how hell so… only ***** bloody letters to guess though ???

Well, I levee that their, as im still felling sick after having a banana lobed into my groin sometime today (yes more fruit antics) which hurt a hell of a lot, leaving me rather incapacitated on the floor 4-5 minutes, painful but yet highly amusing.

Oh no weight, I forgot, that was yesterday, today was the turn of the orange + banana, both absolute classics. Well the story goes something like this, as we where prattling about in physics we made yet another discover, to do with the fact Joe basically has a fruit stall in his back, Giving ample selection for the attack. So as usual, I flew my self around the lab, unarmed before the orange was launched. I managed another classic launch behind the bench, the orange instead smashing into the digital clock on the wall, coving everywhere in orange juice and disintegrating the clock, and smashing and braking the plasma screen, but best of all after putting the batteries back in it started making a horrible screeching dieing nice, piss funny to watch and hear, although u sane people probably wont appreciate this, as you weren’t then stashing it in a back cupboard before legging it.

Oh well,, I can’t be bothered any more, too late and I think ill sleep tonight… that and marks almost lost at hang man, only guessed the “*****” and has 2 more life’s left… ha, not even a hard name….. Night allHe he, he lost- :) did sort of cheeta bit, but what the hell, i wouldent have given it to him anyway.... i may be high but im not stupid 

Current moode - Enerjectic, Supper Happy
Current music - Dragonforce (operation ground & pound)
Current drink - Nothing / too lazy to top up

***** Names, numbers and letter omited 13/3/07 due to the fact i no longer do ***** ******** Would put name ect back in now, as still do but realy crnt be arsed 15 / 6 / 07 **********

I can safly say Iv finally stopped feeling so abnormal, and once more feel full of life,  listing to dragon force suddenly give u a right kick and sure makes ya want to start thronging ur sen around the room… only you then fall through the walls, and I do think my parents would appreciate me jumping through the wall at this hour of night, or any hour really, but Id just love to see their looks on their faces if I just jumped through the wall, singing along to dragon force… which I best stop that, they get a bit grumpy when I start “waling” out loud in the night, though I do tell them I do not wail, I mealy rumble… lol. I’m proud of my fairly deep German style singing, though im even more proud of my high pitched girly scream, which I can proudly say is still higher than every lass Iv screamed in front off.… Don’t ask me how I change it that much though; it must be one of my new found talents.

 I don’t know why the power of dragon force has brought my strange mentality out again, it must be something to do with the head banging, which I fail at miserably, instead whacking my head on the dam computer monitor while righting - pretty painful, but strangely fun, but not quite as much fun as then sitting up and staring round the room like a rabbit, before once more slumping over my key bored unconscious… aint life brill!!!  Lol
I can still tell though, sat hear that theirs something else that’s yet again making me happy, something that only a few days ago had me sad, and not up to my usual self, but now Iv simply taken time to pull myself to gather and get on with life, and this new found inspiration (together with the rhythmic head butting of the monitor…. This is starting to give me a headacke. .. aww that really is hurting now) has giving me a hole new look upon this. I will not say much more about this though, as even though im drowning my brain with all the thought going though It I do think ill shall go into this though, as I still ned to think about this…. Although I must say straight away this is nothing to do with anything gay, as after last weekend I have had a hell of a lot of stick about being gay – which I am most certainly not!

 The incidents on Saturday night, which crocket delighted in telling Joe, and thus being spread around the entire school, as well as getting to my mum, where not the way half of the peeps at school received them, in fact nothing even happened,  it just looked like it, which is bad enough for some trying make a point that their not gay – pretty hard when their own brother bats that way, and when events like that get out.
At this point though I would just like to emphasise the point that im not gay, but a single, straight male ;)

 
Ok, now this is a rarity, a sad, non crazy DragonForce song… its sure different to the rest and is  now proceeding to make me more subdued, as its sort of sending out waves of sadness, and reminding me of what iv been seeking for so long now, and what I hope to one day achieve  :)

 
Ahh.. much better, “Through the fie and flames” now I can truly pick myself up, and go to bed in a happy mood, full of optimism once more, no time to think about things I should of done, just time to think about what I can do  :D

Ahy, av nt posted owt 4 a faire while, sorry bout this to them that where asking… my mentally has been unusually sane for a while, as Iv slept more recently, rather than going to bed at around 4-5 every night and straying online ranting about the strangeness of my days, which have all been fairly sain as well recently, until we ( me, some long haired “student basted” and the living dead – yes, mark sleeps even less than me, and still doesn’t look as dead as me at school, I really do think he’s been bitten, no living human being could stay up that long without becoming insane, well I certainly crnt cos I start tlking about how id like to be a crazy cat lady when I get tired, although I think this would certainly enforce my gender confusion, which hit me yet again this weekend ( no I said GENDER , nt the other one… OMG though, don’t u dare crocket… iu long haired git!) er, ok so where was I, other tan going off and getting confused….

Right, well as as was saying, before my own thoughts yet again jumped out of no where and hijacked my blogging,, oj their I go again….lolWell, this weekend stared off with yet another destruction of school by three of us, me Joe n mark, in which glue, banana, glued banana and water was involved, and in which I didn’t come off worse for once, even though I walked out of school covered in what looked like, erm well mysterious white stains, the walls and Joe of coerce being ain a much worse state,… although mark somehow remain mysteriously clean ??

After that I was looking forward to another weekend away, with my wife at woolly edge, but got disappointed when bas said he wasn’t going, and thought I wouldn’t be to go, which was made even worse by the fact that my internet had conked out (ok, I killed it again… and lost the network key so I couldn’t use it till Robert came home, which I then discovered he wouldn’t be as he was currently in Manchester, evil git. Talking bout that, I real should put the cover back only computer after changing he blue tack on my wireless card, the stuff holding it together, or at least it does until it melts and just makes sticky blue goo…

This all changed though once my brother called me asking me if I wanted a lift, so I was happy to be going her tonight, and stopped off on way their at Asda for some supage. Gt their just in time for supper, and was on my first pint oh cider before we set off for a stole to some church down road, while I still had my pint on me, which I managed to get over my face while walking into a ditch…how fun :)Once we came back we played some game type think, which was alright until it got round to something I wont mention, as im attempting to block thoughts two incidence out of my memory… though I still rember that snorting cider hurts!

After that though the game was brill, but we went to bed after that, some time round three…

Next day was cool as well, woke up, ad breakfast and then I spent most of day felling trees, yet again, intended to stop after everyone else started cleaning grouting, but my bro had brought the new felling axes, so I of cause had to go test them out…. Gosh I really am a raving lunatic when it comes to axes; then again I’m just a raving lunatic anyway.

After that we all just hung around for a while, with little to do until every one arrived… ended up walking to the church again… mainly in lunch of more booze, but my wife failed to be found, much to my disappointment…lol Came back with time spare before lighting the bonfire, which got going really well, and yet again singed my hair :( we had some fireworks as well, which weren’t all that brill, although they where fun when placed on the bonfire …. He he he Then their was a long period between everyone being their and the booze coming out which was rather uneventful, other than me yet again changing gender , once more becoming Vicky, and eating lots of parking… mmm, parking.! Things livened up once more after the booze came out, me having my last can oh cider, and then steeling a can oh fosters n laughing at Lucy as she gt drunk off it. Don’t know who’s WKD was from that night though, but am sure glad it was their, all them big mugs oh it gt me merry at least… nt gd enough to be drunk, just enough to get me walking over fire gain, with a few other idiots… though I did stupidly stop and stand in the middle of fire 4 a few min… but my trainers are already screwed.

After that it was off back in side, n bed, or stay in room all talking 4 few hrs b4 going to sleep…. N then, well it was just a get up clean up go home, tlk 4 ages srt oh thing… n I crnt be arsed tlkin any mores cos im tired, n just ranting on too much, without my usual madness still… sorry peeps but am more of slumped over ma keep bored today rather than my mined bouncing around everywhere….

Night

-Late posting-

Well, what can I say about this week other than “Joe – you student Basted”
Yep this weekend was yet another gd week away for me, and it all kicked off on Friday night, once id managed to get dry after a large, cross School water fight.. Which I think I slightly lost as mark betrayed me and armed Joe up with more water, basted! (oh ahy, that reminds me – I must check out youtube for toms video of this, which of course will be just so cool, through not quite as cool as being, erm well rather inebriated… ok pissed and using that nice rope swing, which I managed to use and then skewer Joe with a stick while swinging… revenge is soo sweet… mu ha ha)
As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted by my own ranting, arrived at woolly Friday night, and spent nearly 2 hrs laughing at the scouts trying to put their tents up, which they successfully failed at doing so. After that us older explores, and a few tag-along’s walked off in the woods for a drink and sat talking round peters fire, which I managed to melt and set alight my shoes – both while being drunk , before wondering off up to rope swing, at witch point I was, well lets just say rather inebriated. The night obviously went very well, with the exception of a few proposals by me (it was a very attractive can of cider ill have you know, I don’t just propose to any old alcoholic beverage), until going to bed, when I relied id forgot to put my tent up, and ended up rather cramped in Joe n crockets tent, something I regretted in the morning with my leg in a lot of pain…

Other than Friday night we worked for rest of week, getting load of painting done, and felling a fair few trees and living the life of a lumberjack – how fun it is to become a mad axe man, he he he.

Saturday night was also another interesting night, as sat most of night avian a fire up by ze rope swing, before going down to tlk to everyone else, during witch I learnt a valuable lesson, to do with Ron, daring and some rather nice Gato witch I ended up wearing!
That night was also particularly interesting for another reason, as once I decided to go to bed, I found my tent, in well a rather peculiar way, as once it was opened their was no longer my nice, inner tent and sleeping stuff inside. Instead their was a nice big table, not quite as comfy as my sleeping bag, witch cos of the same gits now has toothpaste in… but at least that’ll give it a nice smell. At this point I would like to point out a certain thing though, I did not sleep under the table.. Instead I slept inside under a shitty plastic sheet – not the warmest of things to sleep under I can tell you.

And that was pretty much how my weekend went, bit of a crazy weekend, but lots of fun.. Can’t weight till the net one, or for the gearstone’s weekend with my group, will be another brill weekend, and with any luck my wife will turn up so I can have some fun – just so long as she doesn’t give me a hangover in the morning to walk to haws…:)

Ok, yet again its half past 12 and im still awake. This time after doing Roge's (the guy in photo) homework as iv not acutely handed any in from the past 6 weeks - oops. lol
I’m currently sat hear remaining the day, and looking forward to tomorrow (well, its actually today but i don’t class it as tomorrow until iv actually gone to sleep, but i wont be doing that for a while because im wide awake right now, and am typing this blog, while listening to SOAD aging... i also have a strong desire for a crumpet, so i may remove my posterior from this chair and go feed myself, providing that mr blobby (aka rob - my brother) hasn’t already eaten them, i don’t actually know whether he likes them or not, but you can never tell with that one as he may accidentally eat them while sneezing or something.. don’t ask me how that’s possible though, because if you do ill through cats at you like a crazy cat lady, only not as im a man, and tend not to do much cross dressing anymore as its bad for my reputation...lol. (don’t worry, for thoughts of u concerned i don’t really do cross dressing) although i do think it would be cool to be a crazy cat lady.. i mean it would just be sweet to fling cats at people, and mutter to yourself - or the cats!
Anyway, back away from the ramblings again, and back onto the ranting....
Iv currently just remberd that my brothers asked me to look for the saws, which i haven’t done yet - so i must rember to do that when i get back in. Shame i forget to get the axes from dads scout group as wel. they make being drunk more fun :)
Actually that’s another point, i need to find some cash somewhere to buy this crate of cider off my bro - otherwise ill be stuck with only 3 cans for the rest oh weekend.

Anyways - im Actually going to go to bed now instead of rambling, as not much happened today, other than the fact that this bloke ( well, i say bloke, i rely mean a tall dark female, about ya hi... woops their i go again ) managed to get it into their head that i fancied this ginger lass - the one i mention before, even after me telling this bloke (well i say bloke..... ah ha.. bet you thought i was gona go off on one their, well tough look mate, u aint gona side track me any mre... oh shit i just managed to do that myself, lol) repeatedly that i did not see her in that way - however i then proceed to rant about something and then as the question kept repeating, i managed to lose the thread ( that doesn’t take much) with all the double negatives and thus said yes to the wrong one... this of course being highly annoying as the ginger lass was then informed of this, and once again i have had to go straighten things out.... sigh

anyway, before i really do go this time ill start some more rambling again, as i feel iv been ranting more today.. so let me even things out a bit 4 ya :) , so that you don’t go round all uneven after reading this, as we wouldn’t want ya to end up like the uneven surfaces of my moons... that’s right... im Jupiter and im proud of it... all you other little people better watch out as im one hell of a gas giant, and my moons alone are bigger than earth,
ok.. so i started that up again, i apologies, im now slipping into unconscious, and have the felling that if i keep typing for much longer ill end up cleaning the drool off my keyboard while walking round for the rest of the day with the "self destruct" key stuck to my forehead... but what’s that, i hear u all cry that you don’t have a self destruct key on your computer, well that because you not gas giant like me!!!! mu ha ha ha

night