Hmm, hmm hmm - someones being a lazy bugger recently haven't they. Well its time to stop putting up with it n make my brain work - i may bee a student but that is no reason for me not to stay up into the wee hours of the morning ranting about my life - because quite frankly its bloody crazy - and come on which of you sad bastards doesn't want to listen to me poor out the most craziest thoughts i have. Oh - you mean you don't, well u don't count - cos ur farther is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberry's! That's right - u herd me - go find someone Else's insane blog to read coz ur not welcome hear any more!

Right, now iv weeded out them little bugger i shall continue - are you settled? good because if not my mum will jump out of the screen right...now! and brake ur leg. As i was going to say before i as so rudely interrupted by them little wasacs that just walked out, i have not posted for over 4 months now - an awfully long time (longer than its going to take you to read this blog, thankfully - otherwise i recon you'd lose interest after about the first month and a half, cos I'm just that gd :P). What have i been doing in that time, and why i have i not bloged since before Christmas ? well im about to answer that for ya, in a very long winded way that probably goes into More detail about how funny it would be if i caught Ebola and had the pleasure of being Abel to infect through bastards that have by now not bothered to continue reading. O.K. so i would have to vomit my stomach out at them, and id probably end up dead but what the hell - it would be Worth it. Bugger - where the hell am i. Oh yeah, i was just about to tell ya why i haven't been posting before my thoughts rudely cut me off. (bad thoughts, down! stay!)

Right well i stopped posting because of being brutally maimed - not by a lion but by a much worse beast - my mom! I then went into surgery that night to have fancy mettle work put in my leg, and since then have not yet been Abel to walk fully normally, something which i hope to so soon :) However i cannot leave this their - as their are other reason why i have not been posting. Yes you guest it (if you didn't, go the the fishmongers [or tescos fish counter], buy yourself a relay big wet fish n slap yourself in the face with it) The main reason i have not posted is because im a lazy bugger. But then again, i am a a student. So - u all forgive me now - big hug to make up ? Thank god you said no (unless you a certain person then you can have one back) Good - now i can move on to other matters - what the hell have i been doing (atchuly that's probably more of a question rather than a statement. coz quite frankly I'm not sure)

Well iv spent a lot of that time being immobilised, and have not been Abel to get out much (say awwww n ill go buy the bloody fish me sen to slap ya with), so have been simply chilling out, downloading loads films n stuffl. Why couldn't i just blog during this time - well because the night time monster that feeds of coffee and crazy music has been hibernating. Now though - he's back, and bad as ever. I know have the resistance to stay up late once more to feed the bugger (yeah, hes hungry at the moment - that's why i managed to boil the kettle dry trying to feed him. Lol, smelt the house out well bad did that. Now got an electric kettle though, so i crnt try burn the house down - and the thing boils faster - more coffee double quick *drool*

Right, well i think that's gt ya updated on most things - but i want to tlk about More, because the music is just soooo gd at this time of night. Ooo - i know what i haven't told ya about - n no its not about how i now have a strange desire to eat all the grass i want (don't blame me - its these wired system of a down songs!). Cos its erm, 2am n im crazy. lmlo That's right, you can expect the return of the mad blogger once more, Returning triumphant over the Sane person that you know by day...muhahahahaha

Nighty night all, and don't go complaining to me about anything iv posted cos it wasn't me - it was him over their - yep, that's the one, its his fault not mine !