Ah ha, so their ya’all r. Uv been hiding from me haven’t you? Yes you have, don’t deny it you cheeky little sheep lovers (yep, the sort that are sexually attracted to sheep, nt the green piece hairy fairy type that hug them coos their “cute furry animals” – well guess wat, their not – their evil, evil I tell ya!!!) well u all need to learn how t hide better, coz ur shit – n quite frankly im sure a 15ft giant bunny rabbit could hide better, even one that had a problem and keep gong round humping tall buildings wouldn’t be as noticeable as you miserable oykes!

Right, onwards to some blogin that makes sense. Well, I suppose what im saying already does makes sense, its just…erm, rather “original”. Lol – or at least that’s what ill call it, you yourself may chose to call It something else – probably with much more creative words.

Well, on wi the show, today’s been a fairly normal Tuesday, nt much happened – I mean I didn’t walk round the corner and get devoured by a pack of rabid wolves infected with Ebola (And yes I am addicted to the Ebola virus, for reasons I do not wish to disclose [basically I can’t think oh a gd enough excuse as to why it rocks, it just does –OK?] and if u still don’t know what the Ebola virus is then u want to go acquire a dictionary…Weight, what the hell do u think your doing! Get ur ass back hear. How disrespectfull are you being trying to walk off – I mean, how would you feal if I just gave up right now and stopped tying, that would just be blatantly rude. In fact I think I may.. Ye, im going to stop typing and just leave this!

Oh dear or dear, this just wont doo - loud music, coffee n headbanging - yet the hair doesn't move around like a dead cat!!!! nooo, its not as good now, dam you stupid hair spray thingy ma-jig - bah, I'm gonna put flames near you now - ha ha - now who's laughing,Mr flammable hair spray - not you :P

Right, well before i lose it completely in a Battle with flammable inanimate objects ill move on - to less , well retarded stuff. Right then, normal talking, less ranting - especially about how much sheep rule, coz come on - they soo do, but less than me! :P No sheep could ever rule more than me, unless it could stand on two legs, command an army of cows and take my "throne" unlawfully. But come on, how meant sheep are their round that can so that, Therefor my reasoning for why i rule more than sheep do is sound - try pick holes in that (any one that does will have bee deported to some remote jungle, in an area known to be inhabited by half naked men, with large pointy spear that will glare at you from between the trees, then slowly been cooked alive, and sliced into wafer thin "human" for my din dins Toma - yum yum:P)

Right, well for once I'm not going to bother saying what i been doing - I'm gonna ask what you oyks av been doing - so what was it? I want comments, telling me what u gt up too this weekend - n then i might tell ya what i been doing. Coz it cant just be me doing all the work all the time, coz i be a lazy bum. Right, well ill look forward to y'all telling me - n then ill get back to ya latter. Perhaps if ya quick tonight. N if u don't post? Well, you really don't want to know what will happen then - coz trust me it wont be Gd.. aah go on then ill tell ya, i just can't resist - but come on, how many crazy ppl can? -well obviously nt me, cos I'm telling ya - oh no weight im not - ner ner na ner ner, gt ya all excited thinking i was gonna say summat.. well no im not, gonna keep ya on the edges oh ya sets - then when ya least expect it scream boo in ya ear :D he he, ur going down (well, unless ur already sat on the floor - but then hopefully the screen will be higher, n ull get neck acke, so Iver way am gonna get ya :P

Anyway, now the parentage are back am gonna give up n do summat Else, makes things too shitty when their around :( But what the heck, at least i might get a Chance to do some work the rest oh today... Lmao - probably a better chance of me mutating into a snail- eating all the plants in ya garden then preceding to graffiti ya path with snail shite, n slime. Or if all Else fails, just skipping out the mutation part, n giving ya all the Ebola virus, tinted wi a wee bit of the plaque.

Cyas all latter - n remember to comment, as u have been warned - I will set the Wabid Wabits of Woobarb on ya - they may be cute - but theill bit ya gd

Ok - before you start to read i warn you this is not an ordinary blog. So you don't have to worry too much about turning insane over the next 5 Minuit's.

Well because of my current predicament making me not myself i am not writhing a normal blog tonight - instead i think i will explain to the newer readers why i blog, and what they are all about

I generally blog late at night, before i go to bed in a period where i am very hyper. Doing this not only gives me somewhere to out the mentlneess, but often gives m a place to vent my true feelings. I treat this as a kind of personal diary at times, although its obviously not. This is why i right them in that sort o state - as things that would normally never leave the document i right these on get out their in the open. Very reliving at times. These blogs therefor are very usually my true thoughts and feelings - and the later it is and the more hyper i am the deeper These truths get- however as i am no where near that state tonight i am mealy explain them tonight instead - as i would not be Abel to produce the generally much deeper blog that i usually do...

goodnight all - n i really do hope ill be in tomorrow - or at least in for break and by dinner :)

yeh they do - O.K!

cross me n ill slap ya with the trout - you have been warned. Now go do my bidding my slaves :P

Hmm, hmm hmm - someones being a lazy bugger recently haven't they. Well its time to stop putting up with it n make my brain work - i may bee a student but that is no reason for me not to stay up into the wee hours of the morning ranting about my life - because quite frankly its bloody crazy - and come on which of you sad bastards doesn't want to listen to me poor out the most craziest thoughts i have. Oh - you mean you don't, well u don't count - cos ur farther is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberry's! That's right - u herd me - go find someone Else's insane blog to read coz ur not welcome hear any more!

Right, now iv weeded out them little bugger i shall continue - are you settled? good because if not my mum will jump out of the screen right...now! and brake ur leg. As i was going to say before i as so rudely interrupted by them little wasacs that just walked out, i have not posted for over 4 months now - an awfully long time (longer than its going to take you to read this blog, thankfully - otherwise i recon you'd lose interest after about the first month and a half, cos I'm just that gd :P). What have i been doing in that time, and why i have i not bloged since before Christmas ? well im about to answer that for ya, in a very long winded way that probably goes into More detail about how funny it would be if i caught Ebola and had the pleasure of being Abel to infect through bastards that have by now not bothered to continue reading. O.K. so i would have to vomit my stomach out at them, and id probably end up dead but what the hell - it would be Worth it. Bugger - where the hell am i. Oh yeah, i was just about to tell ya why i haven't been posting before my thoughts rudely cut me off. (bad thoughts, down! stay!)

Right well i stopped posting because of being brutally maimed - not by a lion but by a much worse beast - my mom! I then went into surgery that night to have fancy mettle work put in my leg, and since then have not yet been Abel to walk fully normally, something which i hope to so soon :) However i cannot leave this their - as their are other reason why i have not been posting. Yes you guest it (if you didn't, go the the fishmongers [or tescos fish counter], buy yourself a relay big wet fish n slap yourself in the face with it) The main reason i have not posted is because im a lazy bugger. But then again, i am a a student. So - u all forgive me now - big hug to make up ? Thank god you said no (unless you a certain person then you can have one back) Good - now i can move on to other matters - what the hell have i been doing (atchuly that's probably more of a question rather than a statement. coz quite frankly I'm not sure)

Well iv spent a lot of that time being immobilised, and have not been Abel to get out much (say awwww n ill go buy the bloody fish me sen to slap ya with), so have been simply chilling out, downloading loads films n stuffl. Why couldn't i just blog during this time - well because the night time monster that feeds of coffee and crazy music has been hibernating. Now though - he's back, and bad as ever. I know have the resistance to stay up late once more to feed the bugger (yeah, hes hungry at the moment - that's why i managed to boil the kettle dry trying to feed him. Lol, smelt the house out well bad did that. Now got an electric kettle though, so i crnt try burn the house down - and the thing boils faster - more coffee double quick *drool*

Right, well i think that's gt ya updated on most things - but i want to tlk about More, because the music is just soooo gd at this time of night. Ooo - i know what i haven't told ya about - n no its not about how i now have a strange desire to eat all the grass i want (don't blame me - its these wired system of a down songs!). Cos its erm, 2am n im crazy. lmlo That's right, you can expect the return of the mad blogger once more, Returning triumphant over the Sane person that you know by day...muhahahahaha

Nighty night all, and don't go complaining to me about anything iv posted cos it wasn't me - it was him over their - yep, that's the one, its his fault not mine !