-Late posting-

Well, what can I say about this week other than “Joe – you student Basted”
Yep this weekend was yet another gd week away for me, and it all kicked off on Friday night, once id managed to get dry after a large, cross School water fight.. Which I think I slightly lost as mark betrayed me and armed Joe up with more water, basted! (oh ahy, that reminds me – I must check out youtube for toms video of this, which of course will be just so cool, through not quite as cool as being, erm well rather inebriated… ok pissed and using that nice rope swing, which I managed to use and then skewer Joe with a stick while swinging… revenge is soo sweet… mu ha ha)
As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted by my own ranting, arrived at woolly Friday night, and spent nearly 2 hrs laughing at the scouts trying to put their tents up, which they successfully failed at doing so. After that us older explores, and a few tag-along’s walked off in the woods for a drink and sat talking round peters fire, which I managed to melt and set alight my shoes – both while being drunk , before wondering off up to rope swing, at witch point I was, well lets just say rather inebriated. The night obviously went very well, with the exception of a few proposals by me (it was a very attractive can of cider ill have you know, I don’t just propose to any old alcoholic beverage), until going to bed, when I relied id forgot to put my tent up, and ended up rather cramped in Joe n crockets tent, something I regretted in the morning with my leg in a lot of pain…

Other than Friday night we worked for rest of week, getting load of painting done, and felling a fair few trees and living the life of a lumberjack – how fun it is to become a mad axe man, he he he.

Saturday night was also another interesting night, as sat most of night avian a fire up by ze rope swing, before going down to tlk to everyone else, during witch I learnt a valuable lesson, to do with Ron, daring and some rather nice Gato witch I ended up wearing!
That night was also particularly interesting for another reason, as once I decided to go to bed, I found my tent, in well a rather peculiar way, as once it was opened their was no longer my nice, inner tent and sleeping stuff inside. Instead their was a nice big table, not quite as comfy as my sleeping bag, witch cos of the same gits now has toothpaste in… but at least that’ll give it a nice smell. At this point I would like to point out a certain thing though, I did not sleep under the table.. Instead I slept inside under a shitty plastic sheet – not the warmest of things to sleep under I can tell you.

And that was pretty much how my weekend went, bit of a crazy weekend, but lots of fun.. Can’t weight till the net one, or for the gearstone’s weekend with my group, will be another brill weekend, and with any luck my wife will turn up so I can have some fun – just so long as she doesn’t give me a hangover in the morning to walk to haws…:)

Ok, yet again its half past 12 and im still awake. This time after doing Roge's (the guy in photo) homework as iv not acutely handed any in from the past 6 weeks - oops. lol
I’m currently sat hear remaining the day, and looking forward to tomorrow (well, its actually today but i don’t class it as tomorrow until iv actually gone to sleep, but i wont be doing that for a while because im wide awake right now, and am typing this blog, while listening to SOAD aging... i also have a strong desire for a crumpet, so i may remove my posterior from this chair and go feed myself, providing that mr blobby (aka rob - my brother) hasn’t already eaten them, i don’t actually know whether he likes them or not, but you can never tell with that one as he may accidentally eat them while sneezing or something.. don’t ask me how that’s possible though, because if you do ill through cats at you like a crazy cat lady, only not as im a man, and tend not to do much cross dressing anymore as its bad for my reputation...lol. (don’t worry, for thoughts of u concerned i don’t really do cross dressing) although i do think it would be cool to be a crazy cat lady.. i mean it would just be sweet to fling cats at people, and mutter to yourself - or the cats!
Anyway, back away from the ramblings again, and back onto the ranting....
Iv currently just remberd that my brothers asked me to look for the saws, which i haven’t done yet - so i must rember to do that when i get back in. Shame i forget to get the axes from dads scout group as wel. they make being drunk more fun :)
Actually that’s another point, i need to find some cash somewhere to buy this crate of cider off my bro - otherwise ill be stuck with only 3 cans for the rest oh weekend.

Anyways - im Actually going to go to bed now instead of rambling, as not much happened today, other than the fact that this bloke ( well, i say bloke, i rely mean a tall dark female, about ya hi... woops their i go again ) managed to get it into their head that i fancied this ginger lass - the one i mention before, even after me telling this bloke (well i say bloke..... ah ha.. bet you thought i was gona go off on one their, well tough look mate, u aint gona side track me any mre... oh shit i just managed to do that myself, lol) repeatedly that i did not see her in that way - however i then proceed to rant about something and then as the question kept repeating, i managed to lose the thread ( that doesn’t take much) with all the double negatives and thus said yes to the wrong one... this of course being highly annoying as the ginger lass was then informed of this, and once again i have had to go straighten things out.... sigh

anyway, before i really do go this time ill start some more rambling again, as i feel iv been ranting more today.. so let me even things out a bit 4 ya :) , so that you don’t go round all uneven after reading this, as we wouldn’t want ya to end up like the uneven surfaces of my moons... that’s right... im Jupiter and im proud of it... all you other little people better watch out as im one hell of a gas giant, and my moons alone are bigger than earth,
ok.. so i started that up again, i apologies, im now slipping into unconscious, and have the felling that if i keep typing for much longer ill end up cleaning the drool off my keyboard while walking round for the rest of the day with the "self destruct" key stuck to my forehead... but what’s that, i hear u all cry that you don’t have a self destruct key on your computer, well that because you not gas giant like me!!!! mu ha ha ha

night